thoughts of people my age...
-Do you remember when you were a kid playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
-MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
-There is a great need for sarcasm font.
-Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
-While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
-The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fatty before I enjoy my normal dinner.
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